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A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country.  She
orders the chicken and starts to eat.  Eating too fast she starts to choke
on a chicken bone.  Well these two country boys in the next booth notice
she is choking so they get up and go over to help her. The first country
boy drops his coveralls and bends over and the second country boy starts
licking his butt.  The woman watches these two go at it and is grossed out.
She pukes all over the place dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.
The country boy pulls his overalls back up and says to the other, "Your're
right Leroy, that hind-lick maneuver works like a charm".

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