Some stupid quotes

          Excerpt from "365 Stupidest Things Ever Said"
 
 1.  "Smoking kills.  If you're killed, you've lost a very important part
of
      your life."
                 Brooke Shields, said to demonstrate why she should become
                 spokesperson for a federal antismoking campaign
 
 2.  "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
                 Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
forward
 
 3.  "I support efforts to limit
      the terms of members of Congress, especially
      members of the House and members of the
      Senate."
                 Vice-President Dan Quayle (surprise, surprise)
 
 4.  "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
      rates in the country."
                 Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
 
 5.  "Are you any relation to your brother Marv?"
                  Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert,
                  Nets TV commentator On Criticism:
 
 6.  "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
jackass--and
      I'm just the one to do it."
                  a congressional candidate in Texas
 
 7.  MEMBERS AND NON-MEMBERS ONLY
                 sign outside Mexico City's Mandinga Disco in the Hotel
Emporio
 
 8.  Wish    -- To end all the killing in the world
     Hobbies -- Hunting and fishing
                 from personal statistics of California Angel Bryan
Harvey,
                 flashed on the scoreboard at Anaheim Stadium
 
 9.  "The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make
them
      unsafe."
                 Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
 
 10. "After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal,
      the school department is extremely pleased to announce the
appointment
      of David Steele to the post."
                 Philip Streifer, superintendent of schools,
                 Barrington Rhode Island
 
 11. "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
                 baseball great Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after
being
                 hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series