Graduation rates

There's a conference of inner-city teachers and there are awards being given
for the teachers with the highest graduation rate for their class.  The first
teacher is introduced as having graduated 90% of his students.  When he comes
up to accept his reward, the presenter asks him what's his secret.

The teacher draws to circles on an overhead projector.  One small and one big.
He says, "I tell my kids that the small circle is what their brains look like
if they drop out of school and the big one is what their brains look like if
they stay in school."  Everyone applauds.

The next teacher is introduced as having graduated 100% of his students.  When
he comes up to accept his reward, the presenter asks him his secret.

The teacher draws the same two circles and says, "I tell my kids that the small
circle is what their assholes look like before prison, and the big circle is
what their assholes look like after prison."



I know, I know.  It's bad.  but imagine this joke being told in front of a 
whole bunch of relatives, little kids included.

okay... maybe not.

Like I give a fuck!!

Woohoo!!


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