Jelly rolls

There once was a very morbid girl who had three different boyfriends.
She also had a home with three different closets.  One of the closets
contained old panties, another contained old bras, but the nastiest of
all was a storage for used tampons.
One day, she took one of her boyfriends into the closet with all of the
old panties, had sex with him, and suddenly locked him in the closet.
She left him in the closet screaming for two weeks before he died of
thirst and hunger.  She did the same with another boyfriend, except this
time in the closet with all of the old bras.
It was all going to be a routine for her to do this to the third
boyfriend in the closet with the old tampons.  However, when she returned
a month later to make a deposit to her stash, she found the man alive and
well in her closet.
With utter amazement and dismay, no doubt, she asked " How in thee FUCK
are you still alive??!!"
The boyfriend cheerily replied " I couldn't have survived if it weren't
for these jellyrolls.....!!"