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Dear Ann Landers,
  I have a problem.  I have two brothers.  One lives in Quebec and
is an avid supporter of the Montreal Canadiens.  The other brother
has just been sentenced to death in the electric chair in Florida.
My two sisters are both prostitutes and my father deals narcotics.
Recently I met a woman who was just released from prison where she
served time for smothering her illegitimate child.  I want to marry
this woman.  My problem is:  If I marry this woman, should I tell
her about my brother who is the Montreal Canadiens fan?

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