TAXES

       -April 15th is the only day when blanks can kill.

       -According to the government, a taxpayer is someone who has what
        it takes.

       -The IRS is a place that says, "Watch your step" going in, and
        "Watch your language" going out.

       -The ideal situation, of course, is for the government to live
        within its means and without yours.

       -The IRS is a pain in the neck, and some people have an even
        lower opinion of them.

       -People who save their money for a rainy day end up getting
        soaked by the government.

       -Taxation is a bizarre system in which you spend money, save
        receipts, and somehow come out ahead.