MOBILE MARRIAGE

Swen was 90 years old when he took a bride of 55.
Ole asked Swen if his new bride was pretty.
"No," Swen said.  "She's not that pretty."
"Is she rich?" Old asked.
"No, she's not rich."
"Is she a good cook?"  Ole asked.
"No, she's not a very good cook, either." Swen admitted.
"Then why did you marry her?"  Ole asked.
"Well," said Swen, "she can drive after dark.