Dennis... (fwd)

     A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other   
     and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt   
     revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which   
     reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.
     Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo   
     and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are   
     off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same
     explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off   
     and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back
     with shock.  "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
     He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".