Microsoft sex lives

 Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' 
 performance as a lover. The first woman says "My Husband works as a 
 marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make 
 love. I like that." 
 
 "The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes 
 to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that." 
 
 "The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for 
 Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great 
 it's going to be when I get it."