madness: Noooooooo (Scottish Accent)

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a
young man.

Old Man:

"Lad, look out there to the field.  Do ya see that fence?  Look how
wellit's built.  I built that fence stone by stone with me
own two hands.  Piled it for months.  But do they call me
McGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

Then the old man gestured at the bar.

"Look here at the bar.  Do ya see how smooth and just it is?  I planed
that surface down by me own achin' back.  I carved that wood with me own
hard labour, for eight days.  But do they call me   
McGregor-the-Bar-builder?
Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window.

"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea.  Do ya see that pier that stretches out as
far as the eye can see?  I built that pier with the sweat off me back.   
 I
nailed it board by board.  But do they call me   
McGregor-the-Pier-Builder?
Nooo...
"

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is
paying attention.




"But ya fuck one goat . . . "