Referendum Joke

Four soldiers were hanging off a cliff in the middle of a war.  There was
a Russian, an American, a Canadian, and a Quebecer.  After hanging there
for quite some time the Russian said,
	"My arms are too sore and if I fall to my death my countrymen will
be proud that I died for my country."  So he let go and fell to his death.

The American said, "Well I can't let the Russians look better than any
American, so I will let go and fall to my death, and make my country proud
of me."  So he let go and fell to his death.

The Canadian said,"Well I can't let the Russians and the Americans look
better than the Canadians.  I'm going to do something to make my country
proud of me."  

So he pushes the Quebecer off the cliff!