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The Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays

            The Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays

 12>  Start of Christmas Season Day
 11>  False Labor Day
 10>  Make a Move on Your Secretary Day
  9>  Hallmark Card Day
  8>  Bring Your Handgun to Work Day
  7>  Newtsmas
  6>  Deadbeat Father's Day
  5>  Bad Hair Day
  4>  Put Your Daughter To Work Day
  3>  Doris Day
  2>  St. Hooter's Day

     and the Number 1 Rejected Public Holiday...

  1>  Hash Wednesday



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