Freudian Slip

Two guys were having a beer after work one day, enjoying casual
conversation. One says the the other, "Did you say
something that really came out the wrong way and embarrassed the hell
out of you? Just the other day, I was at the airport on
my way to a conference. The lady at the ticket counter was a real
knockout, with a low cut blouse and short skirt. What I
meant to say was "I need one round trip to Pittsburgh", but what I
really said was "I need one round trip picket to Tittsburgh."
Boy, was I embarassed!"

"Yeah, I know what you mean", replied his buddy. "Yesterday morning I
was having breakfast with my wife. What I meant to
say was "Honey, would you please pass the sugar?" But what I really said
was "You dumb fucking cunt! My life has been
miserable since the day we met."