Jokes --> Train Ride

Hope your not in Arts.  


There's a train headed to a university convention.
On the train is a group of engineering students and a group of 
art students.
The art students notice that the engineering students only have 
one ticket for the entire group of them.
At that moment, one of the engineering students yells out, 
"conductors comming!"
The art students start laughing to themselves because the 
engineering students only have one ticket for the whole group.
Suddenly, before the conductor enters their section of the train, the 
engineering students all run into the washroom.
The conductor first asks the art students for their tickets which they 
all have.
The conductor then walks past the washroom and says, "ticket please."
The art students start laughing when a ticket is slipped under the door 
and the conductor says thank-you and heads to the next section of the 
train. Chalk one up for the engineering students.
On the way back from the university convention the arts students only buy 
one ticket but notice that this time that the engineering 
students don't even have a ticket.
The art students begin to laugh when an art student yells out,
"conductors coming!"
The art students quickly run into the washroom.
After all the art students have gone into the washroom, the 
engineering students also head into a washroom.
But before they all get into the washroom, one of the engineering 
students stops at the washroom that the art students are in and 
says, "ticket please." 
Chalk two up for the engineering students.