Jesus is watching you

A burglar enters a house in middle of night and slowly creeps through a
room.

"Jesus is watching you", a voice says quietly.

The burglar is stunned, but continues to creep to another room.

The voice again, "Jesus is watching you".

The burglar peeks around the door corner and recognizes a caged parrot
as the source of the voice.

"What's your name, bird?"

"Murphy", the parrot answers.

"What kind of fool would name a bird 'Murphy'?

The parrot peered over to a dark corner of the room and answered:

    "The same kind of fool that named that doberman 'Jesus'".