Thanksgiving Joke

There was a married couple whose life was perfect except for one
thing: every morning, before he woke up, the man would fart so loudly
that it would wake both of them up. Sometimes, the woman would
jokingly warn him that one day he would fart his guts out.

Anyway, one Thanksgiving, the woman got up a few hours early to begin
cooking the turkey. After she had it ready to put in the oven, she was
left with a mess of turkey innards, so she decided to play a joke on
her husband, who was still sleeping. She went upstairs, and put the
turkey guts into his pajama bottoms.

About an hour later, she smiled as she heard a tremendous fart coming
from upstairs, followed by a mortified scream. A few minutes passed,
then he came downstairs, shouting: "Honey! You were right! I farted my
guts out... but with these two fingers and the grace of God I put them
back in!"