Embarrassing Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he drinks it, he tells the
bartender that it is his birthday, he is 40 today and has never
been in a bar before. The bartender is surprised but listens. The man
then orders another pint and one for the barman, telling the barman
that it was such a nice beer he would like "one for the road". He
downs his second pint, walks to the centre of the room, jumps up on a
table, whips out his willy and spins in a circle, peeing over everyone.
The barman throws him out!
The next evening the man walks into the bar again. The barman
stops him, saying "I am not serving you - you have two pints and then
go MAD!" "I know how you must feel," says the man, "but I have
only come to apologise. This has never happened to me before and
I am deeply embarrassed. It has taken a lot of courage to overcome my
embarrassment and return here to apologise."
The barman decides to let him off and allow him to buy a drink for
everyone in the bar as a way of saying sorry. He has one himself.
When the man has finished his drink, he offers to buy another drink
for the barman - who accepts. On finishing his second drink, once
again the man walks to the centre of the room, jumps up on a table,
whips out his willy and spins in a circle, peeing over everyone. The
barman throws him out!
The man walks back into the bar on the third evening (it is always
the third). The barman is quite angry and tells him that he will not
be served no matter what he says.
"I understand," says our hero. "I am very deeply embarrassed that
there has been a repetition of my gross behaviour. It has taken a lot
of courage to deal with my embarrassment and to come here to
apologise. I have been so embarrassed that I have sought professional
help. I have been to see a doctor, who has treated me and now
assured me that I am cured!" Seeing that he is cured, the barman
decides to allow the man to stay. He buys a drink for the dwindling
clientele and one for himself. As he chats to the barman about his
embarrassment, the barman takes pity on this lonely man and allows
him another drink. He downs his second pint, walks to the centre of
the room, jumps up on a table, whips out his willy and spins in a
circle, peeing over everyone. The barman calls out "I thought you
were cured?"
"I am!" replies the man, "I am no longer embarrassed."