Letter from Elvis to the World

Dear World,

     I know that your intentions are pure, but please leave me
be. If you all must know, I currently reside in a trailer park in
Arizona. I won't tell you where, because I know that you will
search for me my loyal fans. I am happily employed at a local
Denny's and am sharing my plush mobile home with Jim Morrison and
Buckwheat. We all get along just fine. All we want is to live in
peace out of the limelight. Well, gotta run, Walt Disney is
stopping by for tea and cupcakes and I think that's him knocking
at my door. Remember, I will always live on in your hearts and oh
yeah, Buy my stamps!
                                            Sincerely,
                                              Elvis