HOLIDAY JOKES!How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ? Olive ? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ? Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why doesn't Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common ? They both have colored balls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ? They both have ornamental balls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why do birds fly south for the winter ? Because it's to far to walk. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ? Snowballs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ? Because the snowblower was coming down the block. |